OVERALL VIBE:
Very silly. Sharp as a quip. Can flex my writing to be solemnly meaningful, straight tomfoolery, or a balance of both. Never met a pun I didn’t like. Weirdly cool.

PASSIONS:
Louis XVI, raccoon memes, etymology,
thriftin, puppies, Outback Steakhouse, Depop, good energy.

DREAMS:
To make really, really, really cool work that gets a s/o in Breaking and Entering’s β€˜Today’s Advertising News in 60 Seconds.’ And to win 400 million dollars. And to befriend Kris Jenner.

ME!

ME!