OVERALL VIBE:
Very silly. Sharp as a quip. Can flex my writing to be solemnly meaningful, straight tomfoolery, or a balance of both. Never met a pun I didn’t like. Weirdly cool.

PASSIONS:
Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion (pictured),
Louis XVI, raccoon memes, etymology,
thrifting, puppies, Depop

DREAMS:
To make really cool work that gets a s/o from Breaking & Entering. And to win 400 million dollars. And to befriend Kris Jenner.

ME!

ME!